Chicks. Go figure. Sometimes, they just don’t get it. Do they think we’re naive. For example, when a woman like Karina is laying on her back, totally naked, does she really think we need an arrow pointing down to her vagina to know where to go? Well, actually…”Men are always fixated on my meatballs,” this babe explained.”Sometimes they seem to forget I have a love tunnel. I have had men who have spent so much time making love to my bra buddies that I at long final need to nudge the top of their heads or say to them,’Are you going to eat my pussy?’ If I had a sign pointing down to my twat, it would help.” Of lesson, some of us would lick off the ball cream, lick her cunt for a minute or two, then go right back to her meatballs. Coz, let’s face it: Every woman has a vagina. But how many honeys in the world have bazookas like Karina’s? The answer to that question, incidentally, is none.

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The sight of a chick with H-cup naturals jumping rope is astounding, heart-stopping, history-making. The fact that Karina is wearing a bikini while jumping rope simply boggles the mind and takes this posting to a whole new level. Then, of cuz, she works the jump rope up between her sweet butt cheeks and love tunnel lips. Then she wraps the rope around her bazookas. Gentlemen, here’s the deal: We’ve been in gyms where hawt babes wearing next-to-nothing were working out, but we’ve never seen anything like this.”I do not think I would jump rope in a public gym,” Karina admitted.”It would attract too much attention.” But, you see, that’s what makes this video and those photos so special. We’re seeing something we’ve dreamt approximately seeing, something we’ve never seen in real life. And Karina makes our dreams come true once again.

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Here’s Karina wearing the top she’s wearing on the cover of the 2009 SCORE Calendar, themed”tits in delicate tops” from cover to cover (you can grab a copy of the February 2009 issue, which contains the 32-page calendar, online at eBoobStore.com or at your local newsstand/adult store, beginning December 2, 2008). Karina defines the phrase”sweater stretcher,” and this scenario makes her our favorite tool gal. Remember the tool time girl on the TV show Home Improvement, famously played by Pamela Anderson. Well, Pammy has worthy scones from the mainstream point of view, but she can not compare to Karina, who works our tools like nobody ever has. Notice, though, that Karina’s favorite tool seems to be that pink dildo, which she expertly uses to hammer her marvelous pussy. For many men, this is the dream: a nice-looking gal with big scoops, a nicely equipped workshop, a quiet place to jack. Enjoy the show. And do not forget to get a copy of that calendar.

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If Marilyn Monroe had been super-stacked and worn green in The Seven-Year Itch… “Excuse me,” Karina said as she pulled on this costume.”What is the seven-year itch?” Ah, to be young and Czech! The Seven-Year Itch, as we explained to Karina, was the 1955 movie in which Marilyn Monroe wore her famous white dress and stood over a subway grating in New York. When a train came by, the wind from the train made her costume billow, resulting in one of the most-famous scenes in video history.”Who is Marilyn Monroe?” Karina asked, and at that point, we knew it was time to move on. Besides, Karina is making history on her own here, flashing record-breaking cleavage that never would have gotten past these 1955 movie censors, then whipping out her boobs and spreading and dildo-izing her slit in ways that Ms. Monroe never could have dreamed of when this babe posed for Playboy. Looking at Karina in and out of that green costume, we’ve got a severe case of the seven-inch itch.

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Where do we begin? With the sight of Karina in a bikini? With the idea of Karina as a angel at the motorcar wash, getting juicy and soapy as she cleans and shines your motorcar? Let’s start with the bikini.”I wore this bikini to the beach once,” Karina said.”Men were tripping over themselves and mothers were covering their children’s eyes. I don’t know why. I think my tits are beautiful.” Most chicks built like Karina would wear a one-piece to the beach or not go to the beach at all, wrongly thinking that they’re over-endowed. But Karina does justice to a bikini like few other gals can. Her succulent curves, her heavy naturals overflowing her bikini top. Truly, beauty and the beach. But, lest we forget, we’re not at the beach. We’re at a car wash. And Karina is getting all wet. Do we really got to say anything more? The pictures and movie tell the whole story.

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Bad Karina. She got caught in a sudden mid-afternoon rainstorm, and this knockout wasn’t wearing a bra. So there she was, walk home from the bus stop, and all the men were staring at her because her nipples were poking correct through the thinny-thin-thin fabric, as if it didn’t even exist. But wait a second! Karina had an umbrella! How’d she get so wet?”Um, I couldn’t get it open fast enough?” Bad answer. We’re not believing it.”Um, I thought it would be fun to get my top juicy so that everyone could see my milk sacks?” Bingo! A gal like Karina takes advantage of opportunities to show off what she is got, and a sudden rainstorm when she is wearing a sheer, white top is the consummate opportunity. And what does Karina do when she gets domestic? Why, this woman gets naked, that’s what she does!”You wouldn’t want me to walk around all day in juicy clothes, would you?” Karina pouted. Actually, yep, we would.

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Is it vertical stripes that make a person look bigger? Or is it horizontal stripes? Doesn’t matter with Karina, who looks super-stacked no matter which way the stripes are going (although judging by the sweater she is wearing here, we’re going to guess that it’s horizontal stripes that super-size). Okay, now that we have these questions out of the way, the next question is,”Can Karina play the piano?” The answer: No, but who cares?”I would like to be able to play,” Karina said.”I have always admired people with creative talents.” Karina has creative talents. She has the ability to make hard rods out of soft ones. This woman has the ability to jam gigantic dildos inside her diminutive, tender love tunnel. Although the sextoy she is using here is a little thinner and a lot longer than the others we’ve seen her with.”I prefer width to length,” Karina said,”but it’s more important that a guy knows how to use what he has.” Yes, we’ve heard that a thousand times. Notice the sincere look of enjoyment on Karina’s face as she works the fuck toy in and out of her pretty cunt.”How can I not enjoy it?” she asked.”Wouldn’t you enjoy it whether you were playing with your cock?” Uh, yep. We are.

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Karina is dressed for battle, or maybe some guerrilla warfare. Could your cock survive a confrontation with a pair of H-cup naturals? Karina’s camouflage isn’t going to do much good when this honey has those enormous missiles protruding from her chest, willing for launch, clearly visible from satellites circling the Earth.”I’ve never been able to blend into a crowd,” Karina told, stating the obvious.”But I think I would make a very worthy army commander. My troops would always be standing at attention!” Here, the focus is on Karina’s large rack, as ordinary, with plenty of attention paid to her second most handsome asset, her ass.”Believe it or not, I have known many studs who didn’t even notice that I had big marangos coz they were always looking at my butt,” Karina said.”But most men like my love melons and my butt.” And your nice-looking face, Karina? She pouted.”Yes, but sadly, studs are more interested in bra buddies and butt.” Tell us approximately it. By the way, Karina said this chick has never had anal sex but is interested in trying it one day.”Maybe one day, a fellow will catch me by surprise.” A sneak attack? Sounds like a sound military strategy.

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Ah, Karina! She can make an ordinarily mundane task, like doing the laundry, exciting. Riddle: How many H-cup bras can Karina stuff into the washing machine at one time? Probably two or 3, at most.”I do not wash my bras in the washing machine,” Karina told.”They are too expensive. I wash Them with my own two hands.” Okay, show of hands here, men: How many of you would volunteer to do Karina’s wash, just for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to handle her bras and panties and see how stretched out her delicate tops really get. Count us in, and we hate doing the laundry.”I hate it, too, but this time, it was fun,” Karina reported after getting all soapy, for who knows what reason. Really, why is Karina pouring laundry detergent over her worthwhile pantoons? Because they’re there!

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And now for some behind-the-scenes information. Normally, during the early stages of a model’s career, most of her photo and video shoots are done indoors, in the studio. The thinking is that the girl might be nervous, and that it’s best to have her getting naked for the first time (or times) in a controlled environment where onlookers are kept to a minimum. Also, lighting and sound are best controlled indoors, and the girls tends to be more comfortable in the environment. That partly explains why, so far, you’ve seen so few outdoor shoots of Karina. But there’s another reason: This honey was found during the heart of the Eastern European winter, when going outside would have meant battling fierce bloodless and snow. Because the fact of the matter is that Karina is such a natural model who’s so comfortable in any environment, we could have taken her outdoors from the get-go. So, have a fun this look at Karina in the fantastic outdoors.”I loved being outside,” this babe said.”It felt so precious to have the breeze in my hair and the sun on my body, and I felt so nasty knowing that somebody could have walked by and seen me.” Nobody did. We think. But that goes back to the whole idea of uncontrolled environments. You never know who’s watching.

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